We've been hearing all week that "Tickle Me Elmo" is the new toy to have for Christmas.
Christmas? It just turned to Autumn a few days ago. Remember the good old days when Christmas didn't have its head shoved up Halloween's ass?
Anyway, I've never bought into that "must have" shit. It's amazing how the general public can be told what toy needs to be had and off they go to buy it.
Now I just heard on the Evening News that a fight broke out at a store over the last Elmo, with someone grabbing it away from someone else and threatening to shoot them if they didn't let go.
Idiots.

It seems that besides the "Furby" craze of 1999, a new version of Elmo is all they can come up with, year after year. How dumb is that?
Which got me to thinking,
"What's next? Gangsta Elmo?"
Well, as it turns out, I don't have any original ideas either.
You can see Elmo's Gansta Rap here.
Yep, if you think you have an original thought, just Google it to see how many other people are way ahead of you. Makes you feel like a completely dull-witted and ordinary person.

I did make this pic myself, though-
"AK-47 Elmo":


Or how about-
"Junkie Me Elmo":


Poor Elmo. This makes him soooooo sad-
"Kill Me Elmo":


I'm knitting socks to give for presents at Christmas. And I don't know how to knit.
I think I'll use that itchy yarn. Red, with little round Elmo eyeballs sewn onto them. I'll put them on my feet and then kick Stupid People with them.
Here's "Foot Up Your Ass Elmo".

Daily Prayer:
What the Hell is wrong with people!

Do you rush out and buy the "it" toy for Christmas?

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