Monday, April 07, 2008
Don't Be an Ass
Updated - April 9, 2008-
The list of raffle prizes is growing and it's AWESOME! Click the Mickey button in this post for an update of the list of prizes and for your chance to donate and win!
Don't forget about the raffle for Lisa!
See the 2 posts below this for more info and click on the Mickey button to go to the raffle page.

In the midst of all this, another blogger has suffered a terrible tragedy, somewhat Lisa-related. You see Rachel was blogging and decided she needed a snack, when she happened upon Danalyn's Video of Love tribute to Lisa and she was so caught up in the emotion of the moment that she forgot she had put the oil on to fry some okra until in the midst of her tears, the fire alarm went off. In her haste to save her beautiful new home frome burning to the ground, she burnt the FUCK outta her HAND.
Don't click this next link if you are easily grossed out-
This is NO JOKE.
So here's where you come in, my dear friends.
This won't cost you any cash, so maybe people won't lose their heads, just their ass.
That hand is gonna need some skin grafts. Rachel is in enough pain as it is and doesn't need to be cut up anymore, so WE need to send her our own skin for the graft. You take skin for grafts off your butt, of course, so your scars will not (hopefully) be noticeable at all! I figure if 100 people donate a square inch of skin, there should be enough usable skin to fix her up.
Please, no hairy or tattooed skin. Unfortunately, that leaves me and my husband out.
This is going on her HAND people. It's bad enough she's scarred but she doesn't need a hairy palm or half of an old tattoo from your ex-husband "Dick". Smooth asses need only apply.
So send your butt-skin today!
Rachel needs a piece of your ass!

Spread the cheeks!
The list of raffle prizes is growing and it's AWESOME! Click the Mickey button in this post for an update of the list of prizes and for your chance to donate and win!
Don't forget about the raffle for Lisa!
See the 2 posts below this for more info and click on the Mickey button to go to the raffle page.

In the midst of all this, another blogger has suffered a terrible tragedy, somewhat Lisa-related. You see Rachel was blogging and decided she needed a snack, when she happened upon Danalyn's Video of Love tribute to Lisa and she was so caught up in the emotion of the moment that she forgot she had put the oil on to fry some okra until in the midst of her tears, the fire alarm went off. In her haste to save her beautiful new home frome burning to the ground, she burnt the FUCK outta her HAND.
Don't click this next link if you are easily grossed out-
This is NO JOKE.
So here's where you come in, my dear friends.
This won't cost you any cash, so maybe people won't lose their heads, just their ass.
That hand is gonna need some skin grafts. Rachel is in enough pain as it is and doesn't need to be cut up anymore, so WE need to send her our own skin for the graft. You take skin for grafts off your butt, of course, so your scars will not (hopefully) be noticeable at all! I figure if 100 people donate a square inch of skin, there should be enough usable skin to fix her up.
Please, no hairy or tattooed skin. Unfortunately, that leaves me and my husband out.
This is going on her HAND people. It's bad enough she's scarred but she doesn't need a hairy palm or half of an old tattoo from your ex-husband "Dick". Smooth asses need only apply.
So send your butt-skin today!
Rachel needs a piece of your ass!

Spread the cheeks!






