Sunday, September 07, 2008
My Top 10 Fantasy Men
Here's a little meme that's been going around and while I HATE meme's, I can get into this one's pants.
My Top 10 Fantasy Men or as Miss Ann Thrope would say, "My top 10 'I would so do them' famous guys".
I am adding age and height because I'm always curious about those things.
It's hard I wish to put them in order, but I will try.
I wouldn't be opposed to a Ménage à dix.
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These two are sharing the #10 spot because they're gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but no sex means I get both of them as room mates, one as my stylist and one as my decorator. Nothing but styling and shopping!
#10. Tim Gunn, 55
Couldn't find his height, although several references that he's fantastically tall.
Who wouldn't like to keep him in your closet? No pun intended. He's so sweet and I adore his snooty voice.
#10. David Bromstad, 35
6' 1"
After Tim dressed me, we could all sit on my designer sofa in my gorgeously and interiorly "decorated by David" home, and sip espresso. Then the three of us would be off for a day of shopping! And then we'd sit at outdoor cafe's and play "1-100", you know, you watch guys walk past and you tick off which ones you'd do and whoever gets 100 first, wins. I bet I'd win; I'm not so picky. But I bet we could all have a good snicker behind some people's backs; "Did you SEE what he was wearing? HAH-ha-ha!"
#9. Gordon Ramsey, 41
6' 2"
Then when me and Tim and David got home, Gordon would have our dinner ready. I love a man who can cook, twirl knives, and yell in an English accent. You can yell at me any time, baby.
#8. Billy Lane, 38
Whoa! Scratch that!
While looking up his stats I discovered he killed a fellow biker while driving his truck, drunk off his ass. He's no longer sexy to me and if other bikers are like me, he lost major street cred in the biker world. Even if the other guy was riding a Yamaha scooter.
Hmmm... hot, sexy, motorcycle builder...ah-hah! That's easy -
#8. Jesse James, 39
6' 3/4"
He's a cutie, and check out those arms! With tattoo's! I like tattoo's, they turn some girls off, but with me, the more the better. Sandra Bullock, you're a lucky, lucky lady.
#7. Mick Jagger, 65
5' 10"
Remember what he looked like when he was young? Gorgeous. Those lips! He is one star who should definitely get his lips plumped, but kudos to him for not getting plastic surgery. And on stage, from a short distance, when you can't see all his wrinkles, he dances and struts for 3 solid hours, just like he did 40 years ago. That is amazing in itself. And HOT.
#6. Ben McKenzie - 29
5' 9"
My friends accused me of being a pedophile when Ben first appeared on "The O.C." playing 15 year-old Ryan. *squirm*
Hey! Ben was 24 at the time! He's adorable, not too, too pretty, like a real boy-next-door type. My husband was walking by the TV, looked at Ben and said, "Is that Russel Crowe's kid?" See, now I get the attraction.
#5. Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, 31
5' 9 1/2"
In searching for his photo I found one of him AND a hot co-star of "The Tudors" on Showtime. I can't wait for season 3! I will take them both in my chambers! Draped in velvet!
That's Jonathan, seated and the handsome Henry Cavill (25, 6' 1") next to him.
If you think "The Tudors" is some boring old show about the fat and pale King Henry the VIII of England, think again - Rhys-Meyers plays the blood-thirsty King Henry. Yum!
But don't get too attached to any body else, or their heads.
#4. Blair Underwood, 44
5' 11"
I was so mad when Miranda dumped him to get back with Steve, since that meant his stint on "Sex and the City" was over! I mean, I wanted her to get back with Steve, until this guy came along, then I was all, "Steve who? Oh yeah, her Baby Daddy. Whatever."
I'm surprised I don't have more black men on my list. Maybe I'm just not thinking.
I would put Obama, but that seems disrespectful of our next president.
#3. Chris Noth - 53
6' 1 1/2"
I love that he's not perfect, his nose is a little beak-ish and even with those horrible bags, he still has beautiful eyes. He also has love handles. I'd love to handle them.
Who doesn't love Mr. Big? Oh he could be a cad sometimes, but we understood his fear of commitment. Like nobody's ever been there.
#2. James Gandolfini, 46
6' 1/2"
In real life, he said he's a pacifist who had reservations about playing vicious Mob boss Tony Soprano. In real life, he also has a Harley! I bet he's just a big ol' Teddy bear. I like his eyes.
I figure I get to split the #1 spot, since they're both dead. What does it say about me that both my #1's were heroin-addicted musicians who died untimely deaths?
*blink*
Oh well...I don't care.
#1. Kurt Cobain - 27 or dead, whichever
5' 9 1/2"
Shortly after I moved back to the Pacific Northwest, my friends asked me if I wanted to go see a hot new band. By the late '80's I was thoroughly sick of "Hair Metal" bands whose members were prettier than girls, with their perfectly permed hair, make-up and spandex. Oh no, my friend assured me this band was nothing like that. I found Kurt's music to be quite angry and oh my God, I was in love!
#1. Jerry Garcia - 53 or dead, whichever
5' 10"
Quite the opposite of angry music, my other favorite band was the Grateful Dead, and Jerry was my favorite. He just looks cuddly. I remember one time I saw them it was mid-December and Jerry's hair was a little longer than in this pic and with the stage lights shining down, it struck me -
"Oh my God! Jerry looks JUST like Santa Claus!" and some guy next to me simply said,
"Jerry IS Santa Claus."
I laughed hysterically. That statement was so right on!
So there you have an idea of men I find attractive and/or also another peek into my sick and twisted mind.
*and another piece of the puzzle falls into place*
Do you find any of these guys hot?
Are there any that totally squick you out and make you think I am the strangest girl ever?
My Top 10 Fantasy Men or as Miss Ann Thrope would say, "My top 10 'I would so do them' famous guys".
I am adding age and height because I'm always curious about those things.
It's hard
I wouldn't be opposed to a Ménage à dix.
----------------------------------------
These two are sharing the #10 spot because they're gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but no sex means I get both of them as room mates, one as my stylist and one as my decorator. Nothing but styling and shopping!
#10. Tim Gunn, 55
Couldn't find his height, although several references that he's fantastically tall.
Who wouldn't like to keep him in your closet? No pun intended. He's so sweet and I adore his snooty voice.
#10. David Bromstad, 35
6' 1"
After Tim dressed me, we could all sit on my designer sofa in my gorgeously and interiorly "decorated by David" home, and sip espresso. Then the three of us would be off for a day of shopping! And then we'd sit at outdoor cafe's and play "1-100", you know, you watch guys walk past and you tick off which ones you'd do and whoever gets 100 first, wins. I bet I'd win; I'm not so picky. But I bet we could all have a good snicker behind some people's backs; "Did you SEE what he was wearing? HAH-ha-ha!"
#9. Gordon Ramsey, 41
6' 2"
Then when me and Tim and David got home, Gordon would have our dinner ready. I love a man who can cook, twirl knives, and yell in an English accent. You can yell at me any time, baby.
#8. Billy Lane, 38
Whoa! Scratch that!
While looking up his stats I discovered he killed a fellow biker while driving his truck, drunk off his ass. He's no longer sexy to me and if other bikers are like me, he lost major street cred in the biker world. Even if the other guy was riding a Yamaha scooter.
Hmmm... hot, sexy, motorcycle builder...ah-hah! That's easy -
#8. Jesse James, 39
6' 3/4"
He's a cutie, and check out those arms! With tattoo's! I like tattoo's, they turn some girls off, but with me, the more the better. Sandra Bullock, you're a lucky, lucky lady.
#7. Mick Jagger, 65
5' 10"
Remember what he looked like when he was young? Gorgeous. Those lips! He is one star who should definitely get his lips plumped, but kudos to him for not getting plastic surgery. And on stage, from a short distance, when you can't see all his wrinkles, he dances and struts for 3 solid hours, just like he did 40 years ago. That is amazing in itself. And HOT.
#6. Ben McKenzie - 29
5' 9"
My friends accused me of being a pedophile when Ben first appeared on "The O.C." playing 15 year-old Ryan. *squirm*
Hey! Ben was 24 at the time! He's adorable, not too, too pretty, like a real boy-next-door type. My husband was walking by the TV, looked at Ben and said, "Is that Russel Crowe's kid?" See, now I get the attraction.
#5. Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, 31
5' 9 1/2"
In searching for his photo I found one of him AND a hot co-star of "The Tudors" on Showtime. I can't wait for season 3! I will take them both in my chambers! Draped in velvet!
That's Jonathan, seated and the handsome Henry Cavill (25, 6' 1") next to him.
If you think "The Tudors" is some boring old show about the fat and pale King Henry the VIII of England, think again - Rhys-Meyers plays the blood-thirsty King Henry. Yum!
But don't get too attached to any body else, or their heads.
#4. Blair Underwood, 44
5' 11"
I was so mad when Miranda dumped him to get back with Steve, since that meant his stint on "Sex and the City" was over! I mean, I wanted her to get back with Steve, until this guy came along, then I was all, "Steve who? Oh yeah, her Baby Daddy. Whatever."
I'm surprised I don't have more black men on my list. Maybe I'm just not thinking.
I would put Obama, but that seems disrespectful of our next president.
#3. Chris Noth - 53
6' 1 1/2"
I love that he's not perfect, his nose is a little beak-ish and even with those horrible bags, he still has beautiful eyes. He also has love handles. I'd love to handle them.
Who doesn't love Mr. Big? Oh he could be a cad sometimes, but we understood his fear of commitment. Like nobody's ever been there.
#2. James Gandolfini, 46
6' 1/2"
In real life, he said he's a pacifist who had reservations about playing vicious Mob boss Tony Soprano. In real life, he also has a Harley! I bet he's just a big ol' Teddy bear. I like his eyes.
I figure I get to split the #1 spot, since they're both dead. What does it say about me that both my #1's were heroin-addicted musicians who died untimely deaths?
*blink*
Oh well...I don't care.
#1. Kurt Cobain - 27 or dead, whichever
5' 9 1/2"
Shortly after I moved back to the Pacific Northwest, my friends asked me if I wanted to go see a hot new band. By the late '80's I was thoroughly sick of "Hair Metal" bands whose members were prettier than girls, with their perfectly permed hair, make-up and spandex. Oh no, my friend assured me this band was nothing like that. I found Kurt's music to be quite angry and oh my God, I was in love!
#1. Jerry Garcia - 53 or dead, whichever
5' 10"
Quite the opposite of angry music, my other favorite band was the Grateful Dead, and Jerry was my favorite. He just looks cuddly. I remember one time I saw them it was mid-December and Jerry's hair was a little longer than in this pic and with the stage lights shining down, it struck me -
"Oh my God! Jerry looks JUST like Santa Claus!" and some guy next to me simply said,
"Jerry IS Santa Claus."
I laughed hysterically. That statement was so right on!
So there you have an idea of men I find attractive and/or also another peek into my sick and twisted mind.
*and another piece of the puzzle falls into place*
Do you find any of these guys hot?
Are there any that totally squick you out and make you think I am the strangest girl ever?
